On the infinite sea of life there are those who realise that our vessel is sinking, and despair. Yet there are those who rejoice in the knowledge that the vessel has always been lost.
Assyrian clay tablet, circa 2800bc

Spiritual Promises
from Lost Prophets

The age of decadence is upon us! Let the spirit of degeneracy enter your soul!
Are you lost in life?Do you struggle against the tide of tedium and mundanity that seems to always goagainst you? Then perhaps you haven’t heard...in these times of moral decay, theworld belongs to the degenerates!

Since time immemorial the masses have subjugated themselves to the false realities of unscrupulous charlatans and phoney tricksters, be they the puerile distractions of the media, the repugnant propaganda of the ruling class or the hypocritical preaching of bloated popstars! Why subscribe to these sterile illusions, when there exists an infinitely more alluring alternative?

Awaken to a new world of illusions made real! A world inhabited by deranged deviants and insidious mutants! Here the legions of lowlifes and denizens of debauchery command reality! Only these degenerate visionaries can offer you spiritual guidance through their realm of perpetual twilight to the most fabulous place in the universe!

Cosmicmegabrain presents the new pioneers of the degenerate spirit in an unprecedented showcase and seminar, where you will learn how to:
*thrive in a world overwhelmed by filth
*believe in everything and nothing
*gain sustenance from a diet of depravity
*awaken the deviant within
*celebrate the apocalypse every day!

Behold the sordid preoccupations of society’s underbelly and the fruits of its many unclean loins, set loose without restraint or moderation, and you will find realities worth believing in!